(to a girl who asked me a question that I didn't feel like answering) "All I want to talk about is how big my dick is and how hard I'm gonna fuck you with it."
(I don't know what prompted me to say this) "All I want is a girl that will lick my balls for eternity"
(when someone asked if I was homosexual) "I like vaginas. I like to stick my fingers in them."
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