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Those are all pretty sexual. Much props.
At my aunt's birthday party, to a man that could only speak spanish i was trying to tell him to say goodnight. Three glasses of wine of course didn't help my poor spanish. I said "Feliz navidad" when i meant to say "Buenas noches." How I did this, I have no idea but I didn't stick around soon enough to see the look on his face. Oh, and the birthday party was in may, no where near christmas.
"I've only had two drunks and i'm not even drink yet! Fuck off!" to friends telling me i'm hogging all the liquor.
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