Things said when stoned =
"isn't it great how the ground's, like, underneath us"
"i like bigger bags of doritos cos you get more in them"
The one joke that ever really made my laugh from that Ugly Betty show was when she goes to a bar to pick up her drunk boss and the bar tender says to her -
"well he came in and started ordering scotch rocks, and when he started asking for crotch socks i thought i'd better call somebody"
he he he he he
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