Okay, on this thread, you describe a few things about you and a few things about your girlfriend (/boyfriend/wife/husband/fiancé/fuck buddy/etc) and we decide who is the cooler out of you two.. ahem.. After you vote for me, you can post your own.. and we'll vote for you.. and so on.. it's all for fun, so who gives a shit..
okay.. me:

- Favorite Bands: Autechre, Boredoms, Brainiac, Captain Beefheart, Slowdive, Thinking Fellers Union Local # 282
- Favorite Movies: Dead Alive, El Topo, Holy Mountain, Izo, Maniac, Taxi Driver
- Favorite Video Games: Chrono Trigger, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Rez, Super Metroid, Tetris Attack, Xenogears
- Favorite TV Shows: not a big TV person, but.. Ren and Stimpy, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Tales from the Crypt, Twin Peaks, anything on Court Tv..
- Talents: Can type 149 words per minute..
- Hobbies: circuit bending, drinking cough syrup, conducting noise experiments, posting on here, sleeping, finding ways to waste time at work
- Current place of employment: Wal-Mart 3rd shift stocker, $9.80 an hour. Future career goal: Stenographer.
- Afflctions: Insomnia, OCD (I have to have everything in order)
My girlfriend, Hannah:

- Favorite Bands: Animal Collective, Dan Deacon, Deerhoof, Metronome, Polysics, Slowdive
- Favorite Movies: I dunno.. she mainly likes anime stuff and stuff that we watch together, so I'm not sure if she has a favor movie.. but let's just Princess Mononoke..
- Favorite Video Games: Beatmania, DDR, Fire Emblem, Paper Mario, Pokémon (any/all), Tetris Attack
- Favorite TV Shows: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Nana, some weird soap opera anime show I forgot the name of about vampires who play guitar and dress like they're from the 1600's, Scrubs
- Talents: She is extremely gifted at sewing..
- Hobbies: art, buying $500 dollfie dolls, cosplaying, making clothes for her dolls, playing DDR (yes, she is amazing at that game), watching anime
- Current place of employment: Lab where she tests water samples. ($8.75 an hour). Future career goal: Chemist or animator.
- Afflctions: Insanity (not really, but she acts like 20 or 30 different people every day); hormonal imbalance