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Originally Posted by Cardinal Rob
Pookie,
Name your five favourite choices of adult male facial hair, and briefly explain why you like them.
Yours truly,
Rob
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Number 1 definitely has to be Friendly Mutton Chops. Why? Because it's a beard and it's friendly!
Number 2 would be French Fork. It looks like a deer's hoof. Say no more.
Number 3. Mmm it's getting tough. The traditionalist in me is going to go for the Short Boxed Beard. Would go nicely with a Marks & Spencer shirt and tie combo.
Number 4 is Chin Curtain, because the name reminds me of "pussy pelmet".
Number 5: Napoleon III Imperial. Because you could easily conceal a small dagger. Good to look at
and practical.