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Originally Posted by Alex's Trip
Bleh. If my parents tried to teach me safe gay sex while I was still in the closet I think I would have killed myself right there.
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I could imagine it, (Nervous Dad): Son, I hhhave, somethiiing to tttalk to you abboout. We-we-well the time is ready for you to-to-to kno-kno-know about se-se-sex.
(Alex Cringes)
Dad: Well, um...um... You see, when a boy your age...see they start having sexual desires...Um...And you may want to mate, when you do-do-do find that partner of yours a man. Remember to wear a condom. I brought a banana and a condom, to illustrate how to put it on.
(Alex dad's demonstrates.)
(Alex Cringes once again.)
Alex's dad: You see a condom can protec-tect you from diseases such as aids, gonorrhea, syphillis, and so on. So whenever you start datine me-men remember to use one. As I have demonstrated with the banana. Do you have any questions?
Alex(embarrassed):No.
Alex's Dad: Ok(exits room.)