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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
yr a fucking connoisseur, I'm sure.
"ahhhh, now THAT'S a dildo!" he says with wild-eyed excitement.
I snorted....true story.
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Originally Posted by Savage Drone
He meant "proper" as in the term "prim and proper."
You know, a gentlemanly dildo.
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hahahahahahahaha
after removing the tear from my eye, i can say that...uhh, i learned in like 3rd grade, not like positions or eating pussy or something like that but you know, pretty much everything but positions and eating pussy; then, in junior high, biology class always had like a week or so of sex ed and the kids would approach the teacher and ask about female masturbation and stuff (answer: "it's done with a cucumber").
i think you should learn the basics from neutral educators and then let larry flynt take it from there (really, thank god for hustler and especially barely legal, they were wonderful in those pre-internet days).