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Originally Posted by Crumb's Crunchy Delights
Terrible.
So late, didn't have time to shave. Hands still greasy from a day in the garage. Egg stain down an unwashed shirt.
I, on the other hand, looked great.
That was a joke, based on you thinking that I was talking about myself, but I was really talking about my girl. Although the girl isn't real, I just made her up for the purposes of the joke.
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You know what you remind me of? Bad standup comics. It's probably all the cliché jokes.
And I've only had a couple
erm
dates... and they've probably been wicked (in a bad sense). I'm terribly awkward.