For posterity - oh wait, I should do this before I forget: T&B - Cunt off, you cock-hopper.
Anyway, I digress - for posterity, my in-depth song-by-song analysis:
Acceptable In The 80s - Calvin Harris
Shit.
Rehab - Amy Winehouse
Amazing. It took me far, far too long to realise the brilliance of this song.
Beware Of The Dog - Jamelia
A slow-burner that, in retrospect, is brilliant. She's clearly a twat though.
Catch You - Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Nearly brilliant enough to be in that category of Rachel Stevens 'what the fuck are you thinking in not buying this clearly brilliant record, Johnny fuckwit average Briton?'
Don't Give It Up - Siobhan Donaghy
Sounds like it's not shit, when in fact it is.
Foundations - Kate Nash
Clearly wants to be Lily Allen. Just because this song is pretty good doesn't mean she should have a career.
Overpowered - Roisin Murphy
Gash, as is everything she does (NB - I am obliged by where I come from to say this. Thankfully, I agree with the prevailing attitude around this woman)
She's Madonna - Robbie Williams
Nearly alright, but unfortunately, it hasn't got a chorus.
Shine - Booty Luv
Meat-factory style alright dance tune. Wouldn't listen to it if I wasn't hammered.
Something Kinda Oooh - Girls Aloud
Well, obviously the right choice. Although Rehab neck-and-necks it a bit.
Stop Me - Mark Ronson
JUST FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU MUSIC-RAPING CUNT.
Yeah Yeah - Bodyrox feat Luciana
Turd of the Shoreditchest degree.
Racist Italian Cunt - thanks for the heads up, I'll well check that out, innit?