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bush, putin and sarkozy are sitting midflight in air force one, talking about special agencies and how they control situations, etc. until an argument about loyalty erupts, each of them say their secret service is more loyal than the others.
finally, putin stands up and says he'll prove his point, he opens the hatch of the plane and jumps out, no parachute or anything, he yells for the russian secret service people, they run, put on a parachute, jump off the plane and catch putin mid-fall, saving him.
then sarkozy stands up and does the same, calls the french secret service and jumps off the plane, without a parachute or anything; the french secret service burst in the room, comb the room for bombs in 2 seconds, put on a parachute, jump and catch sarkozy mid-fall saving him faster than the russian secret service did.
bush then stands up, goes to the hatch, jumps and seconds after jumping yells for the u.s. secret service to save him. a u.s. secret agent opens the door of the room and yells "make me"
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