if we're going to tell stories
when i was in 7th or 8th grade someone had told me that you trip on benadryl so i took a whole box and i was just sitting around waiting and i got up to piss or for some reason and it felt like a wind resisting my force or like i was floating or something but i felt very heavy. it was weird. and then it kept looking like a hunk of plaster would open up off the wall as if it were on a hinge and i was ridiculously uncoordinated. fun when you're bored and 13 but i've moved on.
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