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Sweat pea you think your sick? I havent shit properly in weeks.
I've been shitting pellets ever since I moved to Toronto.I thought I finally got over my travel related constipation when I took a shit on 7th Avenue this summer but no. My mother keeps reassuring me that it is "all in my head", and I guess shes right, because apparently the colon is the organ in your body made of a membrane which most resembles the human brain.
Thus, when in a bad mood, it affects the way I shit, and when I cant shit it affects the way I think.
IN CONCLUSION: THIS PAPER IS NOT GETTING WRITTEN.
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