[SuchFriendsAreDangerous]

I do a lot of stupid sh*t when I be smokin
One time I left my truck runnin in Brooklyn WIDE OPEN
I forget who I call, ask for Nia (R - 'Hello, can I talk to Nia?')
and it's Tonya (G - 'NIA?!', R - 'Oh shit!')
Click over (R - 'Whassup bit*h?'.. 'Oh, hi momma!')
Yo, when I'm on stage rhymin I forget what state that I'm in
The bit*hes numbers I lost, my Baby Momma find em
I played the lottery, forty million that day
I probably won the motherf**ker but I forgot that I played!
Yo yo yo
Once upon a time up in Jersey, Yo!
Ha ha, I damn near had to wreck a hoe
Yo, I knocked on her do', 'Who is it?'
Hah, it's Funk Doc here to pay a little visit to ya
I heard them niggaz up in Cali get smoked a lot
All them niggaz in Atlanta get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz in Virginia get smoked a lot
I heard them niggaz in Rhode Island get smoked a lot

Aiyyo-yo, yo
When I get high I start throwin water in the crowd
Battle MC's off the top, slaughterin a child
Detroit call it Ganz, Miami call it Krip
No matter what you call it, it be peelin back my shit!
Aiyyo Cali niggaz got Bomb -- that same Bomb
made me forget my momma's birthday and it's tattoed on my arm
I misplace my Lex keys everytime I be zee'd up
I was caught puttin Christmas trees up, and it was Easter!
Do y'all motherf**kers feel high tonight?
Knowin y'all niggaz shouldn't drive tonight?
Yo, however the plan go, close the Caravan do'
So we can all die and get high off of secondhand smoke