-here's a spelling one: using "to" when you mean "too."
-people who still speak in foreign accents despite having been here for 30+ years.
-people who don't wash their hands after using a public restroom.
-the legions upon legions of people on myspace who proclaim themselves to be "different" while fitting the myspace mold to an absolute tee.
-politicians who pay homage to jesus only to introduce legislation bashing foreigners and gays an hour later.
-hypocrisy in general.
-tests that take longer than the time needed to complete them adequately.
-ebonics.
-the welfare state.
i could keep going. dear god, i'm a curmudgeon.
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