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Originally Posted by Glice
I was offered some tapas with a lady last night. She pronounced so as to make it entirely clear that she was punning the food 'tapas' with the phrase 'Tap Ass'. I was too drunk by the end of the evening. And she's older, and a very good friend of my sister.
So, to surmise, women are always up for a bit of cock, especially mine. Which is, officially, huge.
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HAHA! side story. quite recently i was told that i "have a great dick."
it was the weirdest fucking thing i've ever heard. i was high, so i didn't know if she was fucking with me or not. oh well.