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"I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass."
"Only in america would a guy say, you know that coke's pretty good, but I want something that makes your heart explode as soon as you smoke it.
Now I'm dead, the ultimate high"
-Denis Leary
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"It takes 2 fingers to make the peace sign.
Just like it takes 2 people to make love.
When you go like this  , you're jerking off."
-George Carlin
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