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In defence of affairs:
1. You get your jollies but don't have to go Christmas shopping.
2.Or meet their family.
3. Or go to their office parties.
4. Or see them when they're having their 'special time'.
5. The notion of 'nothing ventured, nothing gained' is a false economy - you get to venture very little besides semen and get precisely what you want, with none of the torturous faff that accompanies relationships.
I've had a few pretty fantastic affairs with attached ladies, and they've all ended tremendously, so I'm sorry this one didn't. I'd also like to note that I've never cheated on an actual partner, and, to the best of my knowledge, I've never been cheated on. Affairs are great, but best short-lived.
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