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Sporting his "strike beard," Letterman did this top ten last night.
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex With A Robot
10 "Am I exposing myself to a computer virus?"
9 "Is this thing grounded?"
8 "Should I buy the robot dinner?"
7 "Is calling a hooker less embarrassing?"
6 "Am I AC or DC?"
5 "Is it programmed for low expectations?"
4 "Instead of a robot, should I join a gym?"
3 No number 3 -- writer having sex with robot
2 "Will she get jealous if I spend time with the toaster?"
1 "If I want sex with something cold and heavy, I'll try my wife"
He did a top ten with the same question a few years ago too.
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