You know what's really sad? It's sad that you think so very little of yourself that in your mind you've made learning to play chords and moveable barres into such a herculean task.
It isn't that hard with a little stick-to-it-ness.
But to a sap like you, it seems impossible. It's a fucking howl. And because you feel you could never learn to play a guitar, you pluck at an untuned guitar like a village fucking idiot.
Hopefully one day you'll know that I'm right and thank me for kicking you in the ass. And if that day ever comes, I expect an apology.
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