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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
in case anyone cared about my positions on world events, here are my plans for my first day in office: - annex Canada
- convert Mexico into a taco-flavored theme park (yes, everything will be edible)
- declare war on New Zealand
- make Australia the 51st state (sorry Puerto Rico)
- declare war on Madagascar
- eat some yellow cake
- declare martial law
- declare martial law a second time (just because I can)
- nuke Belgium
- declare that Belgium Waffles be forever named "Freedom Waffles"
- declare Arkansas an Al Qaeda training camp
- nuke Arkansas
- create prison camps out of LA and NYC
- nuke LA and NYC
- annex Cuba
- declare my birthday a national Cuban holiday
- declare ninjas the clear winner of the eternal battle between ninjas and pirates.
and yes, this will all be done on the first day. |
sounds good.
but youll only get my vote if you choose Laetitia Casta as your running mate. and she gives all the speeches/announcements and is not allowed to wear anything other than lingerie. I dont even need to know what you look like.
