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OH i do remember actually
when i was like six i fell over and my hand landed on a board with two rusty nails conveniently poking through. went damn near all the way through my hand.
another incident was when i was like four and i wanted my curly straw and my mom was really smart and decided to keep it in the KNIFE DRAWER so i went in to get it and cut my thumb down to the bone on a meat cleaver.
i've also had one of my teeth knocked out playing football (soccer football, not neanderthal football, and it was a baby tooth), which hurt really bad, fingernails ripped off playing as well and my knee almost dislocated.
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