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Originally Posted by EMMAh

Really? You never did anything bad as a child that stands out in your mind?

ha ha ok.

first, sorry for the spastic pace of my conversation, but i'm packing the last boxes of junk from my house (a job i detest), and cleaning up the place (a job i detest even more), and i can only post during my breaks, which are sporadic.

im going to take a cue from your posts and try to forget this thread was started with blowjobs, and see if i can scare up some childhood memory. let's see...


one time, i must have been 4 or 5, i was on the breakfast table playing with my chemistry set, which my lunatic parents had handed me without the slightest of warnings, when i decided to heat up some shit i had randomly mixed up in a test tube, and then corked up. now i had the alcohol burner on, put the holder wire thing around the tube, and applied the ass of the tube be to flame. the little fucker decided right then to explode without a warning, while i was holding it-- the cork flew into the ether, like a small cannonball, and the hot boiling chemicals, after blowing up some monster bubbles, splattered onto the ceiling, leaving some nasty marks (blue, which i think were due to the ever-cool-looking aluminium sulphate). i think i could have lost my eyesight in that one, if the cork hadn't given up first.

by the way, your dad had a pyrotechnics license and his car blew up in a movie? that is cool as shit. can i play with him?