one time i ate three sugarcubes oblivious to the fact that they had been triple-dipped until hours later when it became obvious that i had simultaneously become a deity, died and gone to hell leaving my dead body on the couch while i now occupied two separate, but co-existing universes both stuck in time loops - one where i am perpetually chopping the same head of cabbage for some sort of sisyphean salad, and the other where i am looking at my own skeleton 1000 years in the future, still on the couch where i died. later i became the universe.
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