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one time at a music festival in downtown atlanta, at 3 in the afternoon on a crowded sidewalk two streetwalkers offered to both suck my cock for $30. while i was staring into space trying to work out both the logistics and the monetary/fuck yeah, why not! value of a broad daylight dual blowjob, they (incorrectly) decided i was not interested. i asked where this would take place. one of them said "around the corner, in that alley." i looked at them and said "both? ...at the same time?" she said, "ya...., you know.... ya innaressed or what?" i pointed out that while i didn't have $30 in cash in my pocket, there was an atm 20 feet away from where we were standing. they replied that waiting around while i crossed the street to get the money would cost me an additional $30. when i agreed to that, they decided that it still wasn't worth their time. in the meantime i was starting to get worried that someone passing by had heard the numerous uses of the words "cock" "suck" and "dollars" that had been thrown back and forth between myself and these two fine ladies dressed in high heeled boots and patches of faux leather full of fringe. so when they walked away, i just went my own way, never having experienced a double blowjob... but i have a feeling in could have been pretty good.
always remember to bring plenty of cash money with you when you go out on the town, boys and girls.
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