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Originally Posted by uhler
i knew this one kids from ethopia. he got really drunk one night and died in a car crash.
someone told me in middle school that the ethopians had wooden planes and and tanks when italy invaded.
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actually they had anti-aircraft cannons, 20 odd aircraft used mostly for recon, nearly 500,000 troops, and over 250,000 modern rifles. the trouble was that Italy blockaded Ethiopian trade from the Red Sea, and when that didn't fully work, they rained mustard gas on the troops. you have to remember that Ethiopian men think shoes are for pussies, and Ethiopian soldiers prided themselves and their barefoot abilities, and so the mustard gas was especially effective at immobilizing Ethiopian troops, the gas residue left on the ground burns the shit out of bare skin and leaves blisters that last for weeks..