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Originally Posted by ZEROpumpkins
I'm sleeping with your wife who is actually a dude who is having an affair with the mayor's daughter who is having an affair with a test tube.
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But actually it is my twin brother's wife, you see she claims I'm her husband because it gets her more respect. I owe her one because she killed the person who knew that I was pretending to be my twin brother in order to commit a heinous crime.