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Originally Posted by porkmarras' mom

In my mouth, I can still taste your hairy little surullito.

At first, I was scared that the rumors about men from the Puerto Rico were true. However, my sweet asopao de gandules, you proved an easy fit.

Would you care to join my new black friend and I for an after dinner treat?

Our love cries will ring church bells.

whoa.