if everyone of my posts abusing the crowd didnt work, let me explain with this
i typed bookshop crowd into google
pretty much everyone standing there (for all i could see, i was second row)
nodding their heads along...
i considered jumping on stage, but
1. my mum was there xD
2. what was i supposed to do? the arty fartsy didnt seem like good catchers at all. also, i would seem like a tryhard in the eyes of the artsy