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previously on days of our sonic lives...after listening to Sonic Youth for 9 months and failing to turn an anti-depressant pill poppin' Garbage fan or anybody else on to Sonic Youth tasteinmen finally realizes that there aren't alot of people interested in the band......RanaldoNecro is trying to give a Sonic Death cdr away but still hasn't found a taker......the poster with 2 unpronouncable symbols, !@#$%!, cantankerous, alien anal, everynuerotic, Style, pbradley and Sonic Youth 37 battle it out to see who can post the most low-tech form of long distance communication......SpectralJulianIsNotDead may have secret fantasies of joining the the Cult Of Abuhamuwatabaweiwei......kegmama posts some truly horrendous photos of steroid monsters......phoenix only has enough motivation to start a motivation thread and compare her tits to pears......davenotdead learns to live with his green banana dick......Glice writes an intellectual porn story and then cries in a dark room while masturbating furiously......musefreak goes out to get some C-List celebrity homo ass......gmku misses his woman and gets a group hug......and floatingslowly runs Rob Instigator out of the Intergalactic Rap Battle and then takes on Crumb's Crunchy Delights, SYRFox, and m1rr0r dash all at the same time and still maintains his title but has the reigning champion finally met his match with the one foe who has constantly kicked his ass twice a year for his whole life? Will he remain the champ or will Daylight Savings Time kick his ass once again and strip him of his title and make him it's bitch? Find out on the next episode...and as the world turns...so do the days of our sonic lives......
--a 'We Got StarPower!' production
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