[floatingslowly]

my formula:

1. if it's the first thing that comes to my head, post it.
2. if it makes me look stupid, post it.
3. if it makes you look stupid, post it.
4. if it makes yr mom look stupid, post it.
5. avoid all attempts at serious discussion.
6. if need be, hijack serious discussions.
7. ALWAYS deny the obvious.
8. when cornered with the obvious, employ plausible deniabilty.
9. when possible, keep all words to a three-letter minimum.
10. when using emoticons, choose the most inappropriate.
11. if faced with sports thread, rickroll first, ask questions later.
12. keep postings in non-sonic-soundz forum sparse. "I like it" is acceptable.
13. rarely elaborate.
14. ???????
15. secret weapon.
16. use lists as often as possible.
17. if a list doesn't work, use a *.
18. necro threads that have the most potential for transmutation (see also: hijack).
19. liberal use of the word FUCK (the word IS love).
20. avoid "POAST HAWT GURLS" thread while at work (thar be titties inside).

I hope this helps.