Beat me to it...no better ending imaginable.

Patrick and I weren't there for this one, so we made do with going apeshit from our warm cozy seats at home. Zimmerman is to the Nats what
Ovechkin is to the Caps what Arenas is to the Wizards what Portis is to the
Redskins. Basically.
There are a few sports blogs that are calling the DC fans "classless" for booing the president. When there is, in fact,
no fucking place in America more qualified to jeer that limp prick.