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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i suppose if i was you i just wouldn't bother calling him, and if he asked me to hang out i'd say i was busy or something.

"hello... yes? oh hey.. go where? oh no, i'm sorry, i've gotta catch an orbital flight in a little bit, i ran into my uncle richard yesterday and he told me one of his passengers got sick so he asked if i wanted to go... yes... what uncle richard? branson, richard branson... yeah i know him for ages, friend of my dad, i call him uncle... what? no, sorry, there's no more room... o wait the chauffeur is here, i gotta go... i'll call you later"