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i had a great weekend.
friday:
i went to a fancy dinner and we drank whiskey in the parking lot and then shot expensive beers at the table. then we went to a gross hole in the wall and drank while our 2 singing buddies sang some karaoke. we then decided we'd go to the ex-biker bar which begs us not to leave everytime we go because we're the coolest people they've ever seen. we stole all the parking cones (?) from the parking lot and formulated a plan for our next destination.... the bar in the marriott which has been the biggest meat market in OKC for 20 years. we decided we worked for fly.com and we lived in chicago... so off we went to that bar. we recruited people for fly.com (i don't know why) and drank lots of beer. after the lights came on, we screwed caps back on our beers and put them in my purse... and headed back to our usual dive bar. it was locked. so some beers were smashed and at least one half drank beer with a random cap screwed back on was given to a stranger. we then ran to buy beer at the convenience store before 2 a.m. and went back to our friends house. we spent the night drinking and busting in on a friend who was trying to fuck a barker. over and over. (in fact when i showed up at his record store on saturday.. he yelled "OUT!... GET OUT!" oops.)... anyway.. the wife picked me up at 5.30 a.m.. oops again.
saturday we thought we'd kill the hangover with the best bloody marys in town which happen to be at our fave dive bar and then we headed to the rock and roll garage sale where we proceeded to get increasingly drunk and pursue other ridiculous antics, i.e. tickling narcoleptics and drinking tequila... ugh. i was followed around by a photographer who i only managed to escape his camera and his gross come ons when i left for good. we finally went to eat (and drink) ... blah blah.
i actually made up certificates for each member of our party who survived the weekend.
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