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i bought an 18 oz swordfish steak about a week and a half ago and i only ate half of it, but i forgot to put the rest in the freezer. i found it this morning when i was trying to see what i needed at the store. i opened the package to sniff it, and it was a little riper that i'd like, but not rancid. still, i wasn't sure... and bad seafood is no fun.
so i cut off a decent sized chunk and went outside to get a second opinion. sure enough albert, the neighbor's cat, was prowling around the yard. now this is an indoor type domesticed cat; i'm pretty certain it doesn't get raw fish very often, let alone a big chunk of swordfish sashimi. so i figured, if albert wouldn't eat it, then i wouldn't eat it. and i really wanted to eat some swordfish steak, so i was trying really hard to get albert to eat the test chunk. i waved it around and he came over and looked at me but seemed more interested in the fact that i was waving my hand around than in the piece of fish. so i tossed it on the ground right in front of him. he looked at it with utter boredom, sniffed at it carefully, then wandered away. didn't even poke at it to see if it was still moving. so i picked it up again and waved it at him some more. he came over like he might smell something tasty so i dropped it in front of him again.
he totally ignored it and started purring and rubbing my leg. i crouched down to pet him and he started sniffing my sticky swordfishy fingers, but didn't lick them. clearly this cat thought the fish was no good. i was kind of pissed, cause i wanted that fish in my belly, so i sniffed my fingers to check for myself. suddenly i became strangely aroused... i could not stop sniffing my fingers, and the cat was going nuts rubbing on my leg. damn i wanted to lick that pussy.
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