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You took Ecstasy and speed together?
Hmm. I think I have the answer to your predicament.
The E made you want to call everyone you know to tell them how much you love them. The speed made you want to see the aforementioned people and punch them in the face. Confused, you decided to take the only course of action possible - you ate your phone.
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