[schizophrenicroom]

I'm feeling rather existential.

You basically have five minutes until the earth gets wiped out. What are the last five thing you will say? Mine are:

1. tell my family how much they mean to me
2. tell my friends how much i love them
3. deliver this message to the cynosure of my fury of unarticulated desire:
"i love you and i have loved you since the third grade and even if you don't feel the same way, i have to tell you."
4. log on here (i'm damn serious) and give cookies to all of you guys, and second krastian's statement below.
5. ask the holy one if i could get laid
6. ask for one last enchilada (i like enchiladas).