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I'd like:
A secretary/ PA to fill in forms and do all the mundane things that bring me out in hives. I can remember to buy foodstuffs but my mind is incapable of thinking of anything other than survival when shopping, so, sadly, things like toilet paper and scouring pads play second fiddle to pork sausages and ginger.
Object-wise, I'd quite like one of they things that turn tapes into mp3s. I could also do with getting a proper pair of ear-plugs moulded for me, and I'm going to kill someone if I have to continue using this hateul keyboard for more than a month. Also, USB mouse.
Thanks, Santa!
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Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Last time I was in Chicago I spent an hour in a Nazi submarine with a banjo player.
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