Yooz people all disgust me with all yr petty, materialistic wants and needs.
Check this out and get some perspective!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oumVHSj6AE8
Done that? Good!
Now, what
I really, really,
really want is one of those sexy Mac Book Pro laptops.
And I want a gold one like this one, with 3GHz of processing power and shitloads of HD space and a fuckload of software and the latest Pro Tools with the 002 rack with the automated faders and . . . . I want a crown made of gold with a throne and the entire collection of the orginal Transformers cartoons on DVD. Oh, and I want a copy of that Star Wars 'holiday special' when Chewie goes to visit his family or something that - I can't quite remember the details, but I
do remember seeing a reference to it in that 'Weird AL Yankovic' "White and Nerdy" video - so I'm sure I didn't just imagine it. But most of all, I want you all to be happy and healthy and....
Je-zus! What the fuck was in that Coke I just had....?