Slightly off topic, but genius nonetheless:
When Sir Elton was staying at, I think it was the Hilton overlooking Hyde Park, he insisted on being put on the top floor penthouse of what is, for London, a very tall building. He rang down to reception to complain of a whistling sound in his room, to which he was informed that that was the wind outside. To Which Sir Elton replied frustratedly, "well you're going to have to fucking stop it then." Cocaine and power, doncha just love it?
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