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Originally Posted by jon boy
you didnt come accross as a prick^
i know what you mean about the 5 minutes to the shops thing. many people i know do that and it annoys the hell out of me.
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There is a primary school at the end of my road. It is not a long road. It take me, literally*, 2 minutes and 30 seconds to walk down. There is a woman, who is fat, who lives approximately 45 seconds up the road, who EVERY SINGLE MORNING drives her children, who are fat and about 7 or 8, to this school. Every time I see her I feel so very sorry for her children. It must take her a good 3 minutes longer to do it like that than just send them to walk on their own. I can understand that some people
think it's quicker to drive everywhere, but she'll sit in the traffic near the bottom of the road with her little 'uns in the back rather than walk the fuckers.
I just want her stabbed and her children taken into care. Seriously.
*I get very annoyed by people using the word 'literally' as an intensifier - so this is a proviso that I do really mean literally. Incidentally, someone at work recently said "They were tearing their hair out, literally!" to which I said "But they weren't
literally tearing their hair out, were they?" and she said, "Yeah, they were literally tearing their hair out". I pointed out again that they weren't actually, physically, with their actual hands, tearing their hair out" and she said, "No, they were literally tearing their hair out". Now everytime I talk to her I amuse myself by saying "I'm literally standing here" and she looks confused. The irony being that, although I'm using the literally entirely superfluously, I am using it more correctly than she does. What a cunt [I am] eh?