It's not all cows, iron, elongated "O" sounds and the Edmund Fitzgerald!
We have world-class art museums and people who wear cutting-edge ironic fashions and ride fixed-gear bikes. We also have a light-rail transit system (With ONE LINE to avoid the confusion cause by transfers) and wireless "internet connections" at many local "coffee shops."
We also have minorities and immigrants, in case the corn-fed caucasion stereotype is one you myopic children of privilege insist on maintaining in your minds.
The media feeds you shit like "Fargo" and "A Prairie Home Companion," but let me tell you, we have funny architecture and music not based in a folksy ragtime novelty tradition!
Walker Art Center
Weisman Art Museum
Brown people with cloth on their heads:
A fixed-gear commuter bicycle (possibly single-speed freewheel: note presence of hand brakes):
