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Old 06.10.2008, 11:53 PM   #5
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What? Glen or Glenda is AMAZING. That movie's great! In fact, none of the movies you listed except S.I.C.K and Norbit are that bad.

Anyway, I mainly watch horror and "bad movies", so when talking about "Worst films", I'm going to look at films that aren't good from any angle.. not entertaining, not "so bad they're good".. just bad:

all 3 Pirates of the Caribbean films
King Kong remake
Matrix 3
Drive-In
The Nun
Ankle Biters
Devil's Prey
Hardgore
Demons from Paradise
Catwoman
Drive-Thru [though it does feature a character named HORNY THE CLOWN which is amazing]
House of the Dead [Uwe Bowlle version, not the awesome anthology film]
Staying Alive
any movie starring Will Ferrel
Shark Attack 3 [though it is hilarious]
any Sci-Fi Channel original film
Hunting Creatures
Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker and any film directed by that guy
Jackhammer Massacre, Terror Toons, and any film directed by that guy
BODYGUARD CHIBA 2
pretty much any public domain film released in the past 10 years made shot-on-video by some idiot; seriously some of the worst films of all time like PSYCHO SCARECROW which actually might be the worst film I've ever seen

Really, the list is nearly infinite... but that's like 5000 or so films that are pretty terrible. I'm sure there's more. It's worth noting that probably around 99% of movies sucks, though I am entertained by at least half of them.
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