and speaking of metal guitarists:
"i'm a mediocre guitarist but i make it up by trying to act as much as dimebag darrell as possible, drinking beer and saying "brother" a lot, but i call everybody gay and say "hardcore" more than him; sharon osbourne is the most metal person in the world...what's that sound? motorcycles? a biker gang!! quick, hide me before they beat me up again for ripping their vest off. i'm so scared!!!"