"Wave to the people, for they are the ones that buy all my records. You see, my little child, these people still believe i'm something of an eccentric talent, when in fact I'm little more than an ambitious bandwagon jumper who struck it lucky with her first album, thanks largely to the production skills of Nellee Hooper. They must never know that I'll never do anything halfway as decent as 'Venus as a Boy' again, otherwise they'll give up on me altogether and just buy Sigur Ros albums instead." Twat.