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Hmmm...
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Situation #3: I'm running through a crowd of people after an armed war criminal, and I run into a lady holding a bag of groceries. The bags fall to the ground, carrots skittering over the cement (hm...), and her heel breaks. She yells at me in a Russian accent: "Ar-en't you going to ap-o-lojize?"
What would James Bond do?
Grab her by the head and kiss her, then hand her a card from my hotel, wink, and take off again.
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No. No he doesn't.
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