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Avril Lavigne - Strawberry jam on white bread, perhaps dusted with some sugar.

Crass - organic vegetables on home-cooked rye bread.

Black Sabbath - Ham and Branston pickle on Co-Op white sliced.

Ramones - kosher salami and mustard on rye, with a can of generic beer to wash it down.

John Zorn - a lox and cream cheese bagel. Actually, make that two.

Peter Brotzmann - a massive hunk of Schweinehaxe mit Mustard, put between two whole loaves of das Hovis unsliced.

GG Allin - do I need to explain what GG would like to put between two slices of federal handout bread?

Action Swingers - Nothing, because they're too busy rockin' out to eat, but they'd settle for a grilled cheese sandwich and some cigarettes on the side.

Ronnie James Dio - slices of the finest game venision, served in buns cooked by local baker wenches.

Gibby Haynes - a dead possum with some LSD garnish, in a French stick.