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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
Since my parents stopped giving me food a few days ago, I got so desperate last night I hit up some internet dude I've talked to a few times on msn before to buy me ihop. Surprisingly enough, I didn't get raped. He even bought me gas!
I'll put up with anything for free food and gas - including being hit on by someone 1 foot taller and 300 pounds heavier than me.
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isn't it easier to turn your parents to bacon, and make sandwiches?