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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
how is fucking a dog a crime? wouldn't the dog be happy he's getting fucked? i mean-- you can't get a hardon if you're not excited, right?
just saying...
meanwhile, chimpy is trying to open up some montana wild forests to sprawl. now that's rape.
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Society tends to protect those with diminished voices. Children, people with specific mental disabilities and the mute. In the case of animals I suspect the crime of inter-species sex will see these dogs put down, though the question of their complicity in the matter is an interesting one.
There was a story of a chappy who was caught by his family having sex with the family dog. Thing was, he was on the receiving end of the 'love'. There's some kids out there who must be absolutely petrified of drunk truth or dare.
Also, I read once that if you rub a dolphin in the right way its belly will turn pink, at which point you're ok to 'enter'. Dolphins have very, very large penises though, so wise to check it's not a chap.
There's another story of a duck, I wish I could remember which sort, that has a penis that's about 15-20 inches, three times its body-length.
I have more animal-sex related anecdotes if anyone's interested.