I've never really done dates, they're my idea of hell.
But at a party one time when I was 17 or therabouts, I was finally talking to this lady I'd been attracted to for a long time. We were drinking, me excessively.
So after a somewhat intellectual and fun chat, we decided to head inside.
I walked smack into a fucking closed patio door.
And that was the end of that chapter.
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