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some older guy from my school sent me a friends request which i begrudginly accepted and wow... what a cunt.
he looks sort of like a fish with bad hair; bulgy eyes, fat cheeks, constant smarmy smirk, and lets not even get started on his personality (or lack thereof). but anyway, he think's he is god's gift to women, and he's constantly trying to persue them.
so anyway, he seems to be hitting on this girl who looks about eight, but to make it worse, every few hours he updates his status to something annoyingly cuntish...
(his name has been changed)
John - Ticket= 40£ Drinks=10£ - Pulling a bird half naked on the dance floor = PRICELESS - Foam party was lej.
John is thinking heis luck is changing in the girls department!
John is thinkin he is back in with the ladies
John is Thinkin if he could just meet up with this girl summink would spark!
John wants to meet up with her! - and heading off to the gym!
John is jammin in his room! wanting to see her!
John has just got told and feels like a twat!
John feels gutted!
John is ashamed of himself.
John is a Donut!*
no, screw feeling ashamed about being on facebook, it makes me feel ashamed about having a dick as well. well at least i can change one of those things...
is there anyone on your friends list who decides to air their every problem on facebook? what's the most embarrassing? what kind of people feel the need to do so?
*meaning idiot/stupid/whatever if you didn't know.
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